Ever since his new pair of glasses, Wright catches frequent glimpses into the future, so we trust him with everything. His brain is full of knowledge.
As KRUA’s Chief Operator, Wright makes, on average, three dozen lists per minute.
When he isn’t fixing things around the studio, Wright escapes into the worlds of art and Vietnamese noodle soup.
On a more personal note, Wright has never owned a yellow car. He doesn’t wish to discuss the matter.
His two dogs, Tank and Kilo, attest that he is “an upstanding citizen” and “bork bork”.
Wright promises to get a unicorn-wearing-sunglasses tattoo if he hears 5,000 decent jokes before 2018.
All one-liners and bad puns should be delivered in person to PSB 254 but can be left via voicemail if you must.
Jeanette Sweetman is a hologram from the future reminding you to floss. Critics commend her frequent use of turn signals and general compliance with the law.
She is working for her BFA in Photography here at UAA, with a liberal peppering of French studies. Jeanette can be found avoiding allergens and thinking of things to put hot sauce on.
If you are a shiny new volunteer, Jeanette will show you how to push buttons and appease the Federal Communications Commission. Jeanette can shout with the power of two lungs, so if you’re a shiny old volunteer, you’d best be following the rules!
Mr. Blankenship has a fancy car, but trust us, he is a nice person.
Dylan’s voice is a Class IV Controlled Substance and should be listened to with caution lest dependency form.
Until he started working at the station, Dylan “didn’t enjoy Cheetos”; today he is considered the Office Miracle™.
There is no better person this side of the Mississippi to promote your UAA organization on 88.1 FM, so do not hesitate to leave a note on his toaster if you need help.
James has heard your music and has a thing or two to say about it, if you’re lucky.
As Music Manager, he maintains KRUA’s rotation for the airwaves. Without his efforts, 88.1 FM would return to its sustained broadcast of the studio fish tank, which has honestly been pretty boring since our beta was relocated.
James possesses a taste so refined, he knows if a CD contains any bangers within 15-20 seconds of licking it (45 seconds for cassette tapes). Music promoters from across the nation wait patiently each week for James to proclaim if their offerings please him or not. Feeble bribery won’t win him over. Try a sacrificial goat or two.
Production & Music Assistant
Kendall is a celestial vertebrate, dispatched on a mission from the cosmos to create better public service announcements. She is the one who appears to the lost stranger in a woodland clearing, reassuring them calmly that this message is brought to you by KRUA 88.1 FM Anchorage Alaska. Do not be alarmed if she accompanied by a friendly moose or two.
Kendall is diligently organized, so much so that she has been bestowed with the title “Empress of the Subfolder”.
When Kendall is not at the office, you can find her enjoying a nice cup of tea and waiting for the next season of Broad City.
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Rihanna!
Sharisse La Belle